Hiya, I'm Sammie Bear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
15 years young and crazy as ever

June 16, 2012 10:13 pm

"Do you know how many calories are in that?"


“…Do you know how many fucks I give?”

10:13 pm 10:12 pm 10:04 pm

Mum: Why is your room always so messy?


Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they’ll trip over something and die.

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9:23 pm

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